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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

hatewizard:

“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone

AFUCKINGMEN

(via oh--knope)

misdens:

if gravity is real then how come my DICK is always pointing up. answer that isaac newton you fake bitch

(via totalspiffage)

abby103:

There’s always that one fandom you crawl back to. It could be a whole year and eventually you remember it and become obbsesed all over again.

kairillia:

pixelreblags:

tardisinthetimewarp:

banananutcraycray:

misswompler:

westerninfluence:

glassescat:

OK SO I WAS AT THE FABRIC STORE AND I WALKED BY SOME MEMORIAL DAY THEMED FABRIC AND 

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

WHY ARE THE ABS SO DETAILED AND NOT THE FACE WHAT

OMFG LINCOLN LOOKS LIKE EDWARD CULLEN WITH A BEARD I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT

I HAVE A DRESS MADE OUT OF THIS FABRIC AND I GOT TO BE IN A PARADE BECAUSE OF IT

This is the Alexander Henry Pin-Up collection - and they are all fucking amazing!

 

 

OKAY I WORK IN A FABRIC STORE AND ONE TIME THIS LITTLE OLD LADY CAME UP TO ME AND SLAMMED THE INDEPENDENCE DAY ONE DOWN ON THE COUNTER AND SAID, “THIS. THIS IS WHAT OUR COUNTRY NEEDS.”

I had an older man come into the fabric store that I used to work in and dropped 3 bolts of the firefighter one on my counter and said, “I need this. I don’t know what I’m gonna do with it, but I need it.” a man behind him then yelled, “Pyjamas!” and the first man said, “My husband recommends pyjamas.” 

omfg

I don’t know how, I don’t know where, but I will find this fabric.

(via dopper-bines)

brainbubblegum:

bogleech:

igotshitiwannasay:

frankmorys:

two vampire friends lying on the floor getting drunk and describing eachother because they can’t use mirrors don’t even try to tell me that isn’t adorable

for the first time in my life ive found something i may like about vampires

You know what’s even more adorable

They decide to try and draw each other

And they both have the drawing skills of toddlers

OOOOOOOOOHHHH, NOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! <3<3<3

(via dopper-bines)

hiyokoko:

hiyokoko:

fergalicious is 10 years old……….fergalicious…..is 10…….years old…..

(via batwyatt)

elvesarebetterthandwarves:

What’s your group chat called

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